I thought it had to be an embellishment to truly be an urban legend, which I think means this is a damn good start.
"Promising hot chick polymath's life cut short by angry whiteboard". You can say that this happened to the wife of a friend of your ex-girlfriend, but that you heard it from the widower himself. Or maybe even that you spoke to the poor girl herself only hours before she went to sleep, never to wake up.
(God, I hope the CT scan was right; I'm going to have to find a bridge to jump off of if something like that does happen, for making jokes this morbid about my wife's life.)
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Date: 2008-06-27 05:20 pm (UTC)"Promising hot chick polymath's life cut short by angry whiteboard". You can say that this happened to the wife of a friend of your ex-girlfriend, but that you heard it from the widower himself. Or maybe even that you spoke to the poor girl herself only hours before she went to sleep, never to wake up.
(God, I hope the CT scan was right; I'm going to have to find a bridge to jump off of if something like that does happen, for making jokes this morbid about my wife's life.)