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maradydd ([personal profile] maradydd) wrote2008-08-31 03:21 am

PSA: I am neither suicidal nor dumb

Man, you take apart a monitor at a party and everyone wants to know what the hell you're doing.

I mean, L. and I had a perfectly good reason for it: it was a hacker party, we were working on hacking together a high-voltage power supply from a CFL and the flyback transformer from an elderly CRT, the setting and the task at hand seemed to go well together. Within a few minutes of arriving, we met a guy who had taken apart many, many CRTs before, and who was quite happy to hang back and give helpful tips. That was great, and I was equally happy to give the twenty or so people who wandered by in the next hour and a half a quick explanation of what we were up to. ("We're making a Jacob's Ladder, so we need a flyback transformer. Later we're going to use the power supply for another project, but a Jacob's Ladder seemed like a great way to test it.")

Where it got annoying, though was the couple or five people who basically demanded we justify our right to plunge our hands into the guts of a sacrificial monitor. "Isn't that going to release dangerous gases?" No, that's only if we break the tube, and we're not going to do that. "Those transformers can hold a lot of charge even after the monitor's off." Yes, and not only has this monitor not been turned on in two years, L. held a screwdriver across the leads to discharge any remaining charge. "But what do you need that strong of a power supply for?" A Jacob's Ladder sounded like fun, dammit.

The absolute best exchange, though, went something like this:

WELL-MEANING BUT ANNOYING PERSON: Does anyone here actually study electrical engineering?
[livejournal.com profile] maradydd, grinning: Not me!
L, grinning even larger: Why yes, in fact I do.

The irony, of course, is that L. is getting his PhD in electrical engineering because that's where they decided to put the cryptographers. Me? I build radios and do the odd bit of electrical work on cars.

I'm half tempted, if I do a hardware project at one of these things again, to print out a sign that reads YES, I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, PLEASE DO NOT INTERRUPT ME.

Professional geek on closed course! Do not annoy!

[identity profile] feyandstrange.livejournal.com 2008-08-31 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
When my dad (during his field archeologist phase) was on a dig, particularly digs which actually had visitors or tourists, we would often put out a sign or wear a T-shirt which said "NO, I HAVEN'T FOUND ANYTHING YET". On a particularly touristy site in some French caves, he wore the T-shirt and put up a cardboard sign saying "HOMELESS AND HUNGRY PLEASE HELP" (after the very common ones of that flavor in London at the time). He horrified some Brit tourists. "Ugh, even *here*!"

Re: Professional geek on closed course! Do not annoy!

[identity profile] maradydd.livejournal.com 2008-08-31 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHA.

I want a "Professional geek on closed course! Do not annoy!" T-shirt. There could even be various yellow-triangle-sign designs, like a welder, somebody with a soldering iron, someone in safety glasses holding up a smoking Erlenmeyer flask...

Though of course the logo would really have to go on the back, for those of us who hunch over our benches.
Edited 2008-08-31 10:56 (UTC)