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Courtesy sclerotic_rings: NASA invents self-guided space penis, choreographs pas de deux with ballet dancer, film at 11. With music. No, really.

WTFs of the day

Now, I know my first name isn't easy to spell if you've only heard it spoken, mostly because of all the schwas. In the past I've gotten Merideth, Meridith, Meradith, and a variety of other interesting misspellings.

Today, however, is the first time I've ever gotten a package addressed to Maradeath Patterson.

Also, the convenience store in my yuppie-hell apartment complex now sells hookahs. And the flavoured molasses tobacco to go with them. No, I didn't buy one, but I did pick up some of those fast-lighting charcoal blocks to use with the various kinds of resin incense I have lying around.