PSA: need to borrow/acquire an ultrasonic jewelry bath

Do you or someone you know have an ultrasonic jewelry cleaning bath? If you're not using it, can I borrow it for a week or two? If you never use it, can I have it?

It's for Science! Really. I promise. If you are only loaning it to me, I promise not to take it apart or break it, and it will be returned to you in exactly the condition you gave it to me in (or better). I will be putting water and little plastic bottles in it. (There will be Science! inside the little plastic bottles, but they are watertight.)

Yes, I know they cost about $40, but I am a total brokeass. I wouldn't bitch if someone just gave me $40 to buy one with, though.

ETA: Got paid. Bought one. More news, uh, a few days after it shows up.

WTF, Eritrea

Do you realise just how much money you could be making if you'd enter into a peering agreement with some country that actually has decent net infrastructure and start selling domains with your country's TLD?