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Paging Cleveland

Dear readers: if you know anyone in the Cleveland, OH police department, would you be so kind as to get in touch with me? I'm trying to help a friend of mine find an answer to a question, and it would be nice to be able to put a human face on it.

ETA: (June 1st) I am pleased to report that the situation has resolved itself, with no need for law enforcement intervention. Thanks to those who responded. :)