In which my mouth runs away with me again
Jan. 24th, 2007 03:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
(It's dusk in Mountain View.
maradydd and
enochsmiles, having just finished up dinner, are strolling along Castro. A cheerful SCIENTOLOGIST loiters outside the local Dianetics Centre. As
maradydd and
enochsmiles pass by, the SCIENTOLOGIST brandishes a leaflet.)
SCIENTOLOGIST: Evening! Can I interest either of you in a free stress test?
maradydd: That's okay, I've got enough stress in my life as it is.
In retrospect, that answer made absolutely no sense in an everyday context, but entirely too much sense given the context in which it actually occurred.
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SCIENTOLOGIST: Evening! Can I interest either of you in a free stress test?
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In retrospect, that answer made absolutely no sense in an everyday context, but entirely too much sense given the context in which it actually occurred.