Strange things in my living room

I have had a gas mask in my living room for the last three and a half years. No, really. It was shrike6's, and when I kicked him out he left it here. It has been the subject of much amusement at Geekhaus parties, but I do not feel particularly compelled to keep it anymore, as it really never fit with my decorating aesthetic.

To my knowledge it has been worn once, during the incident at a party a year and a half ago when I was making General Tso's chicken and accidentally burned the peppers, thereby gassing the entire house with capsaicin. I do not believe that the cartridge in it is any good, but it could probably be replaced if you wanted a functional gas mask.

Anyway, I'd like to get rid of it, so if anyone wants a gas mask, speak up and let me know why you want it. Most amusing comment gets it. I will put it in a box and mail it to you.

Photos are available on request.

libdejector 1.0 is out!

libdejector-pg-80x-1.0, the first official release of cipherpunk's and my anti-SQL-injection tool, is now available on SourceForge. Share and enjoy!

(This release is intended for the 8.0 branch of PostgreSQL; don't use it with MySQL, MS SQL Server, Oracle, or Postgres versions in the 7.3, 7.4 or 8.1 tree. We'll be getting other Postgres versions out Real Soon Now, with MySQL to follow. As far as Oracle and SQL Server go ... uh, if anyone knows people at Oracle or Microsoft who'd be willing to hook a sistah up with their SQL grammars, shoot me an email.)