Strange things in my living room

[maradydd]

I have had a gas mask in my living room for the last three and a half years. No, really. It was shrike6's, and when I kicked him out he left it here. It has been the subject of much amusement at Geekhaus parties, but I do not feel particularly compelled to keep it anymore, as it really never fit with my decorating aesthetic.

To my knowledge it has been worn once, during the incident at a party a year and a half ago when I was making General Tso's chicken and accidentally burned the peppers, thereby gassing the entire house with capsaicin. I do not believe that the cartridge in it is any good, but it could probably be replaced if you wanted a functional gas mask.

Anyway, I'd like to get rid of it, so if anyone wants a gas mask, speak up and let me know why you want it. Most amusing comment gets it. I will put it in a box and mail it to you.

Photos are available on request.

Comments

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I make mexican food. My wife would like the gas mask.

-Ogre

[pandorasfox.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* blind_clouds said he'd like to make a bong out of it.

[pandorasfox.livejournal.com]

pssst.......picked a winner yet?

[mycroftxxx.livejournal.com]

Well... I could always use it to replicate Bart Stuart's Showersex with gas-mask and sharpie marker (Jewish girlfriend not included). Not that I have any real naxi-camp fantasies, but I figure I would have to taint the gas-maske before sending it back shrike6's way.