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Jul. 20th, 2006 12:56 amDear asshole who decided it was a good idea to start parking in my space while my car was in the shop,
Enjoy the citation you just got. Do it again and they're going to tow your ass, motherfucker, and I will laugh while they do it. In fact, I might even let the air out of your tires first, so that you leave half your rims scraped all down 101.
You should be glad all my big burly friends live elsewhere, because I wouldn't think twice about physically picking up your cute little Audi TT and moving it into the middle of the garage so that someone slams into it in the morning. Cockbite.
No love,
Meredith
Enjoy the citation you just got. Do it again and they're going to tow your ass, motherfucker, and I will laugh while they do it. In fact, I might even let the air out of your tires first, so that you leave half your rims scraped all down 101.
You should be glad all my big burly friends live elsewhere, because I wouldn't think twice about physically picking up your cute little Audi TT and moving it into the middle of the garage so that someone slams into it in the morning. Cockbite.
No love,
Meredith