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[maradydd]

Dear asshole who decided it was a good idea to start parking in my space while my car was in the shop,

Enjoy the citation you just got. Do it again and they're going to tow your ass, motherfucker, and I will laugh while they do it. In fact, I might even let the air out of your tires first, so that you leave half your rims scraped all down 101.

You should be glad all my big burly friends live elsewhere, because I wouldn't think twice about physically picking up your cute little Audi TT and moving it into the middle of the garage so that someone slams into it in the morning. Cockbite.

No love,
Meredith

Comments

[karine.livejournal.com]

Ouch...

remind me never to piss you off.

And D'OH! Just remembered NOW that I've got a logo for you and CRAP it's in my other sketchbook and I'll get it to you before the end of the day.

I really need to get better organised...

[semanticdm05.livejournal.com]

Uh-oh... You probably just pissed her off.

[pjammer.livejournal.com]

This was the same assmunch I spotted who parked in your spot while you were in Canadia. :P

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

That's what I figured, yeah. I have his license plate and VIN now...

[sclerotic-rings.livejournal.com]

And so what if we don't live there? We've been looking for an excuse to visit, and, truthfully, I love overturning cars and then having them towed. (Forget towing them with flat tires: having it dragged upside-down onto the tow truck is a lot more fun.)

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

Hrmmmm, massive vandalism seems a bit excessive when you can just cause massive inconvenience by having the vehicle towed.

-Ogre

[allonymist.livejournal.com]

Of course, it would be *completely unethical* to pass the tow truck driver an extra $100 to take the car to the farthest possible lockup, or to accidentally switch some digits around in the license plate records, and you shouldn't do that.

Neither should you offer the night-operator of your parking lot a small consideration to use a different-from-usual towing company and then immediately forget the fact. That would be wrong.

And we certainly couldn't be friends anymore if you waited a week or two, then tipped a can of sardines into their air intake, or gave them a "Eat my dust, fascist pigs" bumpersticker, or something. Nice people don't do that.

[bigby.livejournal.com]

amonia. not fish. it makes the car smell of urine and worse till the ac system is stripped and gutted.

also it is unthinkable to slit the cv boot (cheap part, not safety related) and let the fucker buy new axles when he ignores the clunk and grind in his steering for the first month or so

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahah!

You know, I've had to have my CV boot replaced a couple of times on various cars I've owned, but I have no idea where it is or what it actually does.

[bigby.livejournal.com]

it is a flexible protective sheath to keep grease in and oil out. If it fails dirt and water get into the CV joint and have it shred. The CV joint is that part of your car that lets a drive axle bend as your steering wheel turns about curves and such. Without it you do not go. At least in a front wheel or 4 wheel drive car. Rear drive does not have this problem. I have replaced several of these and axles once or twice making me wish I had heeded that tell tale clunking.

[damnedmage.livejournal.com]

... I love you, Meredith. You inspire me.

[bigby.livejournal.com]

if you can live without the space for a bit you can glue his doors shut and leave.. my prefered is to park ignoring the assmunch leaving them blocked in. then wait with 911 on speed dial.

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Sadly, this is in an underground parking garage, so not only does blocking someone in really inconvenience everyone else, cellphones don't have any reception. :-/

[bigby.livejournal.com]

Jacks and crazyglue- stick em to the rafters.