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[maradydd]

A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to "buy butter and see if they have eggs. If they do, buy ten."

Returning with ten butters, the programmer says, "They had eggs."

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Re: Missing programmer found in the shower

[uke.livejournal.com]

hey, it didn't say "use more shampoo." more likely the programmer is now bald from trying to lather up already-rinsed hair.