Happy 119th birthday, Uncle Howie!
Aug. 20th, 2009 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
We will worship Great Cthulhu,
From Calais to Honolulu,
If you're not there, watch on Hulu!
And that's good enough for me.
(alternate third line: "You and me and Mr. Sulu")
From Calais to Honolulu,
If you're not there, watch on Hulu!
And that's good enough for me.
(alternate third line: "You and me and Mr. Sulu")
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-20 08:11 pm (UTC)"We will worship Great Cthulhu
Though we know we're quite a fool to
Still we make of it a rule to
And that's good enough for me."
:)
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 12:56 am (UTC)Ia, ia Great Cthulhu
From R'lyeh you will awake to
Eat our souls and we who worship you
Will be eaten last of all!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 01:03 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 01:39 am (UTC)'Cause he helps us win at hockey,
Brings us madness, brings us Pocky,
And that's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 01:59 am (UTC)Using entrails, cards and ba gua
Air, earth, fire, wood and agua
And that's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 01:45 am (UTC)We give sacrifice to Odin
Even though he's quite forbodin'
'Cause we're bored, and 'cause we're snowed in
And that's good enough for me.
And another of mine, more on Lovecraft:
It's not hard to worship Dagon
You don't have to be Carl Sagan:
He accepted Ronald Reagan,
And that's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 01:56 am (UTC)Praise to He Who Must Go Nameless!
No, I'm not an ignoramus:
Those who say it just go squamous.
And that's good enough for me.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 02:02 am (UTC)Of the Old Ones none is vaster,
Great Cthulhu's not his master;
I refer, of course, to *mumble*
And that's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 02:09 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 02:22 am (UTC)Cast your eyes down to the floah,
Or become as protozoa!
And that's good enough for me.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 02:30 am (UTC)All the ghouls love Mordiggian,
All night long we hear 'em squeein';
It's a little Oedipean,
But it's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 03:01 am (UTC)Prayers your present godling forgoes
Please direct to Thamagorgos:
Want a pair of knees like Torgo's?
Well, that's good enough for me.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 04:04 am (UTC)Naat's a lousy place for tourists,
And there's not much call for florists,
(I've not been; that's apriorist,
but it's good enough for me!)
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 03:23 am (UTC)Nuke 'em quick before they drop in!
What was good enough for Oppen-
heimer's good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 03:30 am (UTC)Cures my asthma like ephedrine:
What a swell Trapezohedron!
It's sure good enough for me!
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 03:44 am (UTC)Sits enthroned upon a dais;
He don't know who Tina Fey is,
But he's good enough for me.
(no subject)
Date: 2009-08-21 03:53 am (UTC)The Black Goat Who's Quite Prolific
Is to many beings deific,
Though she's no-one's conspecific,
And that's good enough for me!
[edited to avoid word re-use]