Who eats who

[maradydd]

While talking with enochsmiles earlier today, the question came up of what baby pelicans sound like, so I went to YouTube to find out. (If you're curious, you can listen to one here.) I was mildly horrified to see that one of the related videos was of a pelican eating ducklings, and even more surprised to see that one of the videos listed as related to that video was of a lion at the San Francisco Zoo apparently eating a cat.

Intrigued by the notion of larger animals eating their smaller relatives, I executed the following Google searches, reproduced here for posterity:

"pelican eats duck": 12,200 results
"lion eats cat": 43,600 results
"tiger eats cat": 1 result
"wolf eats dog": 1920 results
"chimpanzee eats monkey": 5 results
"capybara eats rat": 0 results

Got any more pairs? Share 'em in the comments and share the pain.

Comments

[aethera21.livejournal.com]

Since this is related to enoch, let's not forget "human eats moth" -0. Removing the quotes, I see 11,400,000 results, and a few in the top ten were actually about people eating moths.

[enochsmiles.livejournal.com]

Wow. I had forgotten that my taste for moths developed that long ago. I once horrified chocolatecoffee by eating a moth that her cat Guildenstern and I had been chasing around the house. She was all down with the hunting of the moth, but seemed shocked that I'd actually eat my prey! I don't think she kissed me again for at least a day, even though I brushed my teeth...

[ab3nd.livejournal.com]

I once drank a glass of Tokay that had a fruit fly in it. It was good Tokay, and so it seemed silly to waste it on account of a flavorless bug. My girlfriend refused to kiss me until I brushed my teeth.