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[maradydd]

Dear God,

Why do you have such stupid fans? You have my condolences, seriously.

Love,
Meredith
P.S. Why do so many of them think You're bad at math? I mean, You're omniscient, You'd think they would recognise that You understand the magnitude of really large numbers.

Comments

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.

I'm choosing to believe that this was intentionally ironic, because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

-Ogre

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Particularly the whole "differ"ing business.

[kineticphoenix.livejournal.com]

Well said! Stupid knee-jerk Bible thumpers wouldn't know a joke if it fucked them up the ass while wearing a Nixon mask.

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Oh, but didn't you know? Nixon is already known to be one of the servants of Satan... (http://www.leisuresuit.net/content/ultrachrist_credits.shtml)

[kineticphoenix.livejournal.com]

That site is just plain ridiculous and frightening. I wonder how they would deal with the sight of the love child of Darth Vader and Hello Kitty!

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

It's actually a pretty funny movie, but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is better.

[kineticphoenix.livejournal.com]

We don't drink...water turned to wine!

[chocolatecoffee.livejournal.com]

Well, to be fair, being raped by Nixon just ain't funny. The jowls alone give me nightmares.

[kineticphoenix.livejournal.com]

The image was supposed to be disturbing :)

[secretagentmoof]

Any deity that could think up Graham's number has to have a sense of humor.

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

No kidding. I mean, between the big numbers and the beetles (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/J._B._S._Haldane), He seems like a pretty decent sort.

[bigby.livejournal.com]

Just to invite my doom from above by the hand of a humorless god: I would point out that omnicient is not be nescesity omnicompitent. All knowable information may be known but not understood/be useable by said entity. Consider the platypus: god either has a sense of humor OR is marginal in competence.