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[maradydd]

Dear God,

Why do you have such stupid fans? You have my condolences, seriously.

Love,
Meredith
P.S. Why do so many of them think You're bad at math? I mean, You're omniscient, You'd think they would recognise that You understand the magnitude of really large numbers.

Comments

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.

I'm choosing to believe that this was intentionally ironic, because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

-Ogre

[maradydd.livejournal.com]

Particularly the whole "differ"ing business.