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Dear God,

Why do you have such stupid fans? You have my condolences, seriously.

Love,
Meredith
P.S. Why do so many of them think You're bad at math? I mean, You're omniscient, You'd think they would recognise that You understand the magnitude of really large numbers.

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So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.

I'm choosing to believe that this was intentionally ironic, because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

-Ogre

Well said! Stupid knee-jerk Bible thumpers wouldn't know a joke if it fucked them up the ass while wearing a Nixon mask.

Any deity that could think up Graham's number has to have a sense of humor.

No kidding. I mean, between the big numbers and the beetles (http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/J._B._S._Haldane), He seems like a pretty decent sort.

Particularly the whole "differ"ing business.

Oh, but didn't you know? Nixon is already known to be one of the servants of Satan... (http://www.leisuresuit.net/content/ultrachrist_credits.shtml)

That site is just plain ridiculous and frightening. I wonder how they would deal with the sight of the love child of Darth Vader and Hello Kitty!

It's actually a pretty funny movie, but Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is better.

We don't drink...water turned to wine!

Well, to be fair, being raped by Nixon just ain't funny. The jowls alone give me nightmares.

The image was supposed to be disturbing :)

Just to invite my doom from above by the hand of a humorless god: I would point out that omnicient is not be nescesity omnicompitent. All knowable information may be known but not understood/be useable by said entity. Consider the platypus: god either has a sense of humor OR is marginal in competence.

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