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maradydd ([personal profile] maradydd) wrote2006-07-31 01:27 pm
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Dear God,

Why do you have such stupid fans? You have my condolences, seriously.

Love,
Meredith
P.S. Why do so many of them think You're bad at math? I mean, You're omniscient, You'd think they would recognise that You understand the magnitude of really large numbers.
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[identity profile] ilcylic.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible.

I'm choosing to believe that this was intentionally ironic, because the alternative is too horrible to contemplate.

-Ogre

[identity profile] kineticphoenix.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Well said! Stupid knee-jerk Bible thumpers wouldn't know a joke if it fucked them up the ass while wearing a Nixon mask.
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[personal profile] secretagentmoof 2006-07-31 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Any deity that could think up Graham's number has to have a sense of humor.

[identity profile] bigby.livejournal.com 2006-08-02 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Just to invite my doom from above by the hand of a humorless god: I would point out that omnicient is not be nescesity omnicompitent. All knowable information may be known but not understood/be useable by said entity. Consider the platypus: god either has a sense of humor OR is marginal in competence.
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